John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and …
John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat home every night. One evening, he got down to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat, so John decided to stop at a nearby tavern. Before long he was feeling no pain.
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“How did you like that jump, buddy?” said a proud John to a deck hand.
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